do u ever see a girl and are like “this is more than my gay little heart can handle”
*frantically slams button*
The story of Melon shark
me: *tries to be punk*
me: *is emo instead*
pretty.odd wasn’t an album it was a miracle
*boy calls me hot* um what the fuck?
*girl calls me hot* u are an angel thank u i love u so much!!!!!!!
*calls 911* hello?? my drug dealer said he would meet me at the park an hour ago but he’s still not here and i’m worried something happened
uses “because i said so” as an excuse for you to date me