~ go away ~

faeriedroid:

do u ever see a girl and are like “this is more than my gay little heart can handle”

superwhovian11:

*frantically slams button*

superwhovian11:

*frantically slams button*

0fmiceandmenjfc:

The story of Melon shark

billiejoesthighs:

me: *tries to be punk*

me: *is emo instead*

queerwashing:

pretty.odd wasn’t an album it was a miracle

got6:

*boy calls me hot* um what the fuck?

*girl calls me hot* u are an angel thank u i love u so much!!!!!!!

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*calls 911* hello?? my drug dealer said he would meet me at the park an hour ago but he’s still not here and i’m worried something happened

jetbag:

uses “because i said so” as an excuse for you to date me